Connor Roy: A Modern Day Presidential

If you judge Connor Roy by a business world metric of any kind, he's a moron. He's got no game and no interest, but he reads all the time. I always bet on a man who builds a collection of classic cocks. There's this thing in a jar that actually looks like it once belonged to a donkey, but it's claimed to be Rasputin's penis. And apparently Napoleon's penis was never very impressive to begin with, but some dentist owns it in New Jersey. It's just like this little button of a thing. Time's not kind.