Yer Wase, Is It a Red Neck?

A, well, i've been dating my girl friend for a couple o years. Don't talk to her dad much, but i heard second hand that he wants to make a red neck out of me. And that's a little scary in a way. A can o sayso it rules it. So basically, i'm just afraid. Why you've just said is sure can for how everyone feels all the time in the world to you. I don't think this te fucken has it in him. Honestly, he's got miles to go before he sleeps. It's a business, right? So wouldn't he want to sell the soup? You got to explaind the can