Making the Language Enrolled Doll Sanitary for Today's Little Baby Liberal Snowflakes

Right on the heels of my moment of truth about world leaders dissolving in bathtubs a kerfuffle has arisen about making the language enrolled doll less offensive to today's children or their legal guardians. Parents are raising their children to frown on bullying no one ever liked bullies and we had plenty of bullies when I was growing up. Had there been the weight of common moral discourse on the victim's sides our lives might have been a little less horrible some of us might even have enjoyed athletics instead of being bullied out of participating in them.