The Disadvantages of a Round Toilet Seat

I have never heard such a thing. Long, rectangle, circular. I can't picture a non-circular one. Can you? My house has longer toilet seats. Like a circular toilet seat is really small. Okay, really? Show me that. Even sometimes, like, all sit on one and I'm like, I'm going to slip off the side. And I love the way the seat closed and the flushing power. The flushing power is one thing I notice about every toilet,. especially if you poop in it and then you panic because it's not going down. Then you're like, oh, why did I poop in this one? This is a lot.