Cheeseburgers Are Not Just American Cheese

You can't get too much cheese on this dam all right? You just can't do itn. The way to not chedder cheese, not colby, not blue cheese. American olo fugin craft, americaca, pasterized process cheese food. That's what goes on at cheeseburg. I'm sorry that offends you, but this is the cheeseburger's not the time to be aucking intellectual fenad.