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How to Pretend It Isn't Christmas Yet?

Hapvinng, heare some tips on how to pretend it isn't christmas yet. Tip number one: No matter what any one tells you, don't hark at good tidings. Try keeping your head phones in in public spaces too. Tell your family you're doing a no consumption christ Christmas which is good for the environment. Be pedantic about the specific and rational meaning of christmas. Song lyrics drive that shid into the ground like a man on a roof in a sleigh strapped to some actual, real life, actually heavy reindeer.

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