Do I Look Pretty Hot?

Each week, we ask our guest editors to bring in something to review out of five stars. What have you brought in for us this week, Tom? Alice, I've recently put on a fair bit of weight recently, quite quickly, like a fat bear. And that's resulted in me developing stretch marks - which are basically your skin's way of screaming in pain. Don Robertson has bought a robo vacuum because he is one of the 100% of comedians who decided they had ADHD and need to get diagnosed. He says it works well when there is a guest in the house but not if she keeps clonking her adorable round face into everything. "I got it for companionship