Farage Against the Cash Machine – plus Gregg Wallace’s Man Meat
Paper Cuts
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Harry Kane and the Transfer Window
Papercuts headlines make us happy we had ashes to splashes the other day which we loved but we're still waiting for a gene meanie for a piggy stardust and especially a wife on Mars until we get those markers. I've always thought tabloid papers are keen on things that are slightly the wrong size they love they love a sudden woman has big foot you know giant hat story well they've they've got a picture with an actual size written on it of it is definitely a very large strawberry this is strawberry about the size of a large apple. A man found it in his fruit punnet taking up half the punnet presumably claims he didn't spot it when he bought them and
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