I Was a Teacher in the Tim Meadows Correctional Facility

"I was in Arizona running the harsh streets of Scottsdale and when I was about 18, 19, I was trying to flirt with this girl leaving a SAE party at Arizona State. And I got pulled over immediately and they cuffed me and said, you have to go to jail," he says. "And then I spent the night in the clank and I had to have another comedian come bail me out."