211 - Howl
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The Gilded Pariahs Nesting in the Television Tower
A flock of gilded pariahs is now nesting in theold, decommissioned television tower. The birds are an endangered woodpecker that has not lived in our desert for quite some time due to lack of habitat. You can view them from a distance and leave a roved seed and crumb offerings. They will not eat the offerings, but they consider them a sign of submission. Staytuned for the hammering of their little beaks, ceaselessly destroying their new home.
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