
52: Stop beating your meat with this tasty treat! THE DARK HISTORY OF GRAHAM CRACKERS
Dark History
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Graham's Little Angel
Graham was wowed by the family's oldest daughter. She was only seven at the time, but she loved saying her prayers and eating graham crackers even though no one asked her to. Graham realized that this teenager was just a full on hussy. The mother had completely tainted her once perfect child with all these indulgent pleasures. And if they questioned his ideas, he would like point to the test family.
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