How to Smell Like a Dad

I found a little, I think a brute is in my dad. No, it's just deodorant. It's like I sweat through the brute and then it's like, oh, now you smell like a sweaty man. Like, I smell like bold and smelly. My brother-in-law has so much cologne. He likes really expensive colognes but he's got that operate, up with a Joe vibe.