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122: Don't Send Me a Bill.. Ft. Chris Klemens

Two Hot Takes

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How to Fuck Up With a Coconut Despite Being Penisless

"I'm like, how big is this woman's vagina? Some people get fisted. I guess but that this versus a coconut is like four of these." "The dried coconut on the outside may have felt nice but when it popped in the sensation was odd, disgusting and I guess crawly, creepy?" 'For the whole day, anytime I tried to pee, a searing pain would come through reminding me of my stupidity'

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