How Do You Feel About a Human GSE Being?

Every time someone from work has their birthday, does their duty to bring in treats for the whole office? It doesn't make sense, but fair enough. But one person in particular has earned the name Diga Hands or GCB Hands. He can go up more than five times, taking two handfuls of chocolate at his back of his desk. The worst part is every January he's not ever brought in treats for everyone to enjoy. How would you feel about the human GSE being? There's always a greedy fucker. Who never does it back? I mean, I can talk.