The Value of Friendship

When I was doing youtube way back in Australia All of my youtube friends were in America, right? So every time I jump onto like gmord or something on a good day My ping would be like 300. There must be a formula for like ping correlation with how desperate you are to hang out with that person. We should break down the value of friendship by ping number. It's like would I pay 160 ping for you? Yeah, I'll pay you that like 100 ping ultimate 100 ping's what I just want to talk to you man. No one could kill me because I just keep teleporting the line.