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#405 - Submarines Are My Nightmare

The Basement Yard

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The Silence of a Mermaid

"I would like to be eaten by a bunch of mermaids," Joey says. "They drown you first." There's gay mermaids, and they have this song that they sing,. Did you watch Black Panther Wakanda forever? Remember how? Oh yeah. They're like, and it fucking hypnotizes people to like walk off the water into the depths where they're eating and shit. If I have goggles on, if I can watch... Well, at least for a second, I'll know that mermaids exist.

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