Can I use a mother's day coupon on myself? How much of a dollar bill do you have to have to use it? Why is the computer mouse cursor tilted? How do we know Alpha Centauri is the closest star? Can a smell be solidified? What does my dog know about mirrors? Will a badger respect my pee? Hank Green has answers!

Music breaks in this episode:

"Fall of a Raindrop" by Calm Shores

"Soda Stream Jingle" by somebody in the '90s who probably got paid a LOT

"The Bratwurst Song" by Stationary Sign

"Street Life Educations" by  Off Cuts

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