Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk Are to Have a Cage Fight

Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are to have a cage fight, according to the boss of UFC. They're going to have C3PO as a ring girl walking around with a card with a round number on zero one zero or round two. There is an increasing sense that really human civilization has had its chance and it's blown it. We've shown we cannot be trusted with ourselves or our planet. I want to see Ronald McDonald knocking the shite out the Colonel Sanders in the weather. Tony the tiger ripping the cocoa buck, but coca pops monkey to shred. Stop turning the milk brown.