The Top Tree Gives Himself the Axe at Stanford

Stanford University President Mark Tessier-Lavigne resigns after academic reports he authored contained falsified data. Taco Johns has held the trademark on Taco Tuesday since 1989, but announced this week it'll drop its enforcement of the TM following a campaign by Taco Bell. The US has suspended funding to China's Wuhan Institute of Virology lab for failing to provide adequate documentation related to concerns of biosafety protocol violations.