The Turny Button Thing

Tosters have a little turny button thing on the side. But it has numbers from one to six and they lie to us, he says. Eddie's did some stand-up about that. It's funny. You put in boom, comes up, burned. Six toast. Completely cracked, throw it in the bin. The same people who make toasters make showers. Because we have showers and we go in a shower as well. And all turny buttons lie.