You Want a Massage?

"I'm bored. 10 years of being on the internet," she says, "How dare you repeat yourself one time?" She's been to a bathhouse in Korea and LA but didn't know exactly where it was before. The only non nude person in this entire bathhouse was the person doing the scrubbing. He had shorts on. But then my turn comes up and he guides me right to the tables that the other guy was getting scrubbed down on. They absolutely will. We are getting older. God forbid they hear something that they've heard before.