The Asian Guy Covers the COVID Story

Ronnie Chang: Where did COVID come from? Tell us. Why are you asking me, by the way? I didn't do it. We could be talking about the debt ceiling on racist Dilbert. But of course, you want to pigeonhole the Asian guy to do the COVID story. Ronnie's most viral clip was a photo of him wearing a hijab next to John Stewart. He also lives in Australia and says kangaroos can rip your dick off through your jeans.