It's Too Late to Escape

This is the story of how my son James was born and about all the special things that happen or can happen when a woman is pregnant. Instead of hosting some sort of competition where I keep the kind of score and arbitrarily pick a winner at the end, I'm going to tell a story. And this is not going to be like the fridge story where I was so unbelievably angry that everything was funny, even if it was something that wasn't that funny.