The Kraken - The Battle of the South?

"I knew triumph over the meaty mollus was not worth the life of an apprentice or a friend. Retreat, I shouted, and with a mighty kick,. I scooped up the unconscious body of the hocking goliath and made a break for the portal." "That was amazing. So you see, as incredible as I was able to make your totally accurate recounting of fighting the dragon south... It lacks a certain pizzazz," he says. 'So if you would have me, I would love to go with you in your exploits and capture the battle live' The automaton leans over Terry's shoulder and you've never seen a creation of this magnitude scowl before