The Australian Open - Andy Murray's Hip Replacement

Andy Murray is an estimated three percent human flesh he's mostly bits of scrap metal planks of wood washed up on the beach in Scotland. The former world number one uses chewing gum to hold everything together and there's some bits of dinosaur bones from museums that are put together using a complex system of gears elastic bands engine oil and haggis. It's really remarkable that he's still out there competing at the level that, it only is that that game against um cocky nackies it finished after 4 a.m. local time as the Australian Open continues to try to find ways to make tennis less appealing for the spectator.