The Dangers of Living as a Toaster

"I just don't want to be an appliance. I'd rather have a life and then if my last day is being toast to get eaten and pleasing someone's mouth I'll do it," says Wade Wilson. "No appliance ever breaks. You're a toaster your family loves you till five years from now when you're crusty old now I'm done and there's a better product out there ... Then you get to live at Goodwill, that's cool." 'You are the junk man who was operating the big magnetic crane in the movie and I live very scary,' he adds.