How to Make Testicles More Attractive

I'm confused. Why do you want to bronze testicles? It seems like while that would make them more attractive on one level. I feel like it would be a little bit painful. Could we ooh could we um candles? Can we turn them into candles? Like candle dip them? That wouldn't feel good. You know what? Neither would bronzing. Your idea sucked too. Can you have them removed? Have they moved to a place in your body that's a little more discreet? How about on top? Is that Gonsor down there? You look ridiculous. Oh that's so crazy because mine looks like Rolf. Did you just put the balls up there and