John Lampton found himself a spot by the river and started his fishing okay. He just couldn't catch anything nothing not a sausage obviously he wasn't trying to catch sausages he was trying to catch fish but that's just an expression that we use in English. The old man said hmm too much you care about being cool yes and John Lampton said you sound a little bit like Yoda from Star WarsYes true a lot like Yoda I sound hmm but but take heedyou must spending time by the river fishing when in church you should be is no good way for a young man to live, says Lampton.