The Name of a Garden Gnome

Merle is a little man. What do you want me to do? I'm a little man Boy, how some nits on them now. Merle high tower high church. My name is Ernest okay Just like common courtesy you can call me by the name that my mom gave me which was Ernest not hey, Ernest I thank you. You call me Vern. Oh boy. Pick the damn one I'm getting you know, I'm don't get to it. He he pulls out a shell like Sheldon learned and unfurls an array of lock picks and tools inside. The character then says: "I have a name by the way and it's not bud"