The Dangers of Leaving Your Dog Alone

The Night Vale SPCA reminds travelers that a parked car is no place to leave your dog alone. McCaffrey said the new terminal was built atop a fallout bunker for the world's wealthiest elite. While you're waiting in the security line, keep clear of all trapdoors so that the billionaires can climb out and use the bathroom or get a Shake Shack burger. For frequent airline passengers, you can also make use of the TSA Pre-Check program where a microchip is planted in your skull.