The Worst Thing Ever Happened to Me

Travis: Do you think there are people out there who eat a little bit of our poop just to hang out with us? Jeff: I really hope not like I super super super hope not. Travis: If mom and dad let me draw on the wall when I was eight, maybe I would be a very talented illustrator. He says he stopped aspiring to make love to women at the age of five because it was an ancestral amber time capsule.