Kitchen Confidential: Back of House Stories

I follow Kitchen Confidential on Reddit. Have you ever had to come out from back of house to defend front of house and kick out the customer or whatever it is to defend them? There are some great stories in there. So maybe we can get people to write those in as well. It's all a good story. Life stories, really. At my favorite murder at Gmail. Tell us about your life. But stay sexy,. And don't get murdered.