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Thor’s Touching Himself

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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The Wild Chimp That Uses Sticks

Thor the Walrus was caught masturbating in front of a crowd before New Year's Eve. The town decided to cancel fireworks for his comfort, but he had fled by then. He fared better than Freya who was euthanized in Norway back in August after being found guilty of indecently exposing himself and taking part in public lewd acts.

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