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What The F*** Is Going On? with Mark Steel – Ep 81

What The F*** Is Going On? with Mark Steel

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The Rise in the Number of People Not Working Due to Long-Term Illnesses

Water bills will have to rise to cover the work that has to be done. Walter U.K. made £66 billion in profits, and they've been worth every penny. The number of Britons not working due to long-term illnesses hit an all-time high. Nectarine is off school for eight weeks now with 'teenage disfunctional attitude screaming syndrome' Colin can't be at home because he's head of marketing for Pringles across the whole of the Righate area. Tara from spin class recovering from her back problems won't give me any money for my hideous rhinoceros statue so I suppose I'll have to stay at home instead.

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