Introduction

We're not old people enough for BBC One, we're not trendy, gen Z enough for the desperate attempts of BBC Three. So we're going to have to pivot to a CBB's Kids TV angle as poo friends. You know what? It would be a smash hit. Can you imagine being a child and seeing a show made by adults that was just out and out called poo friends? It would blow your head clean off. Although I think it would be tougher to be a kids celebrity than a real one. How so? Because in the same way that kids TV presenters like the tabloids were constantly after exposing them for stuff. In a way that they weren't