The Inversion of Dumbledore

"I'm shooting in the dark. I know it's like Dumbledore, but it's like the inversion of Dumbledore," he says. "There's a dumpling. Yeah, I'll tell you for $20. Adam Shutter... Imbo-imbo-im boob fliff." He then goes from Heathcliff to Louisiana to Garfield to our fattest president: "Is that your guest kid? I don't!"