How to Draw on Yourself

I'm currently in the midst of training my one and a half year old to draw on herself, which people think is kind of an irresponsible and messy parenting thing of me to do. Have you ever tried to crayon a window? No. As long as she's talking about something at the same time, though, you can't just draw on your feet. You have to also inform or educate. And don't all women literally draw on themselves every morning when they wake up? I know. But yeah, those appraiser is a makeup influencer drawing that down stripes on her own feet. It's not a TikTok.