How to Be a Normie Infiltrator

People are not for doing free labor for large corporations, right? It's not considered cool or hip. And yet there's this huge moral thing about like whether you are a good person or not is most fundamentally tested by whether you return your shopping carts. So damn it, if we're going to fight in the normie wars, one of the things we have to internalize is their weapon of everything has to become plausibly reliable.