Emergency Visits in 2022

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission every year do a list of things that have been found in people's orifices. The 2022 list include a monopoly piece, a reusable ice pack and a fishing pole. A six to eight year old man with hemorrhoids in Hubei province in China had to have a 10 inch chopstick pulled out of his anus. And just while I was talking about emergency visits in 2022, I found a list of quite a few. Here are some. This is in the US. Paying after rubbing penis too hard with a loofah. Playing with pocket knife accidentally stabbed penis. Closed penis in fridge door. Got excited when teams got an accidentally punched self