The Dildoing Question

Most surfaces can't hold Prince. However, it turns out the robber touched my glass dildo when ransacking my drawers. To ransack something else. Turns out glass is the best surface for fingerprints. And that's how they ended up catching and charging the guy. They called them sucked into the robber. What a loser. But I am also a loser because I've lost my dildo as it's now been submitted into evidence. It was only two years away by that point. Yeah. Exactly two years away. So if he plays not guilty, did they go to court and like, "I'd like to present exhibit 4.4723. The dildo"