You're a Liar, Mommy!

When he was eight or ten years old, Mo had a bit of hair sticking up. He cut it out because for some reason when i put my water in it, it didn't go down. His mother told him that babies don't come out of the belly button. But his teacher taught him this and so did an expert on how to get your door's hinge open with enough force to pull its head out. Now at 15-years-old, Mr Mo has learned all about 'the art' of toilet humour.