Into the Bins of Hyde Park

Percy the pigeon flew over to buckingham palace. He circled around the royal guard before choosing his victim. A tourist was trying to distract this one pimple ridden member of the royal guard, and camacasied into the bearskin. It toppled off the soldier's head to expose a packet of jacob's minnie chedders perched on his head. Percy had time to peck away at the busby to grab a substantial amount of beare fur. And off he flew, chuffed to bits with how he had successfully completed his first mission. But there were an inordinate amount of them in the bins that are scattered throughout this park. Now percy doesn