After that first game, y'all played in Indiana. I remember I texted y'all. I said, damn, where y'all? Damn, man. I might be all right.

Man, I watched the game Geeks. I was like, damn, Miles know how to hook with this nigga Jeff? Oh, we lit. He had a crazy game, too. No, Miles nice, though. I fucked with Miles. He was cool, bro. Miles, one of my favorite big to play with in Miles' second. For

real?

Yeah. Cat is the most talented big I play with. Yeah. But. You put

my house over Paul? What's that? Yeah. I

wouldn't count him as a big. I was thinking like center. Oh, okay. But Paul was cool to play with Tutu. He was dope. But I like, Al was my favorite teammate. That make a lot of sense. Yeah. Especially the way you play basketball. Yeah. Hey, you see boy Bronny, he only playing home G League games. That nigga worse than MB. Nah, y'all bullshit. He's only playing home G League games. He's not traveling with the team. I

swear to God, on my mic, figure out how much a Bronny jersey costs. On my shoulder, he's my favorite player. Anthony, we gotta move you down, Ed. We gotta move you down. How is he getting

that, y'all? You

in the G League and you making them type of...

He got to travel with the team, bro. Brian, like, yo, you got to travel with us, bro. That's my favorite player. You not traveling like them, bro. You not living that life, bro.

Ain't no way you score six points. Three rebounds and five turnovers, bro. You make it close like that. You're not taking a bus rides, bro.

And you know how far it is to be like, you know what? I don't play a row. I play a home. In the league, that's crazy. In the G League, that's wicked.

Brownie, my favorite player.

He's a legend. Stamped.

I didn't even know that. Y'all ain't got to be fake.

Ain't no way. That's a fact, bro. You only play home games, bro. How

in the fuck did he pull that off?

You know who I am, bro. He's dead. My son will not be traveling three hours on a bus.

No, bro. Your son needs to go to North Dakota, bro, and suit up, bro. What the fuck? Your son needs to go to Fort Wayne, bro.

He needs to wear the bad ends, I'll play them at home. They got plans here, too. When they get here, I'll play. One to one, bro. Is he still

shooting up for the Lakers, bro?

At this point, who knows, bro? Whatever he feels like. He's about to be on Twitch playing the game. When will the Lakers play the Knicks? Is he going to play in the Garden for sure? Oh, Lord. That's hard. He got the best gig ever, bro. I swear. I swear, bro. That's hard. Your daddy is that nigga, bro. It's not even close, bro. Michael Jordan can never. Hell no. Bro, just imagine you saying, you know what? I don't even want to take this road trip. Let alone, you know what? I'm just playing that. I ain't playing no way, bro. I

don't know. I think little Marcus would have been traveling. He would have told daddy, hey, fuck you. I got a bitch in the Fort Wayne that's pressure. Having Fort Wayne scout report is nasty work. I'm going to play in the dome. I'm going to play IPFW.

That's nasty. For sure. Ronnie James would go for real. Nah, for real. That's wild, y'all. He living a dream, bro. Yeah, we don't have to see a fact check. I'll be trusting y'all. Nah, bro. That is crazy. This is not a sincere report, bro. No, this is fact, bro. This is real life, bro. Real life, bro. You only play at home

games, bro. Wow. I've seen that, so damn. The league is different, bro. That's

crazy.

You know how many people were working hard to play in the NBA

y'all? Like bro that

is You in the way fam

Nah bro You in the way My experience is different bro My life is better than yours man Straight up Straight up Oh man

shit smooth for Bryce Shit smooth for Bryce Bryce making it to the NBA y'all If

he want to fuck it He's making it bro Damn near it, bro. After I just see this nigga ain't playing. He play G League when he want to play, bro. Bryce is going to the NBA. Bryce is going to the NBA, bro. Sign him up, bro. What the fuck, bro?

That be girl going to the W,

bro. Yeah, bro. She might go to the league too if she want to. She's going to be the owner of a WNBA team. That is crazy. To have

pool like that in the G League, bro, that is a surviving league, bro. Ali

Hoop LA, bro. Yeah, he's on a two-way deal, correct?

No, he's on the NBA. Oh, I got him fucked up. He has an NBA contract. What's it, 8 mil? But I mean,

that's... A lot of people do that, though. When you're on a guaranteed deal. He own the NBA roster, so him just playing home games is like, yeah, I'm going to travel with the team and stuff, and now I'm back home. I'm going to play in a home game. Yeah, you get to play, but I ain't going... You ain't going on the road. You ain't going to be a permanent G League player. I'm going to tell you right now, Jaleel Okafor plays for the Madass, and if he goes and tells them that he does not want to play outside of 3-1 He ain't on the real roster, though. Jaleel Okafor will be a bouncer at All-Star Sports Clams and Grill on 56th of Georgia. You don't want to play away. Actually, you don't even have to play here at all. Ain't no fucking way. But he ain't on the main rock. Because I turned out playing in the G League when I was on the Hops. Bro, come on,

bro. Let's be for real. I did, though. They asked me if you want to go play in the G League for a couple games. Yeah, but you had that right, bro. But you a different type of nigga, too, bro. I'm asleep now. Shit. I gave you shit on the show, but you ain't got that type of pool, Jeff. No, but I did. I had the option. I said no. Yeah, you said no, I don't want to go play in the G League. But for niggas, I'll go. But nigga, I'm only staying in LA. Well, that's what it was going to be, basically.

They was like, you can play in these home games. And I was like, I ain't playing in none of them. I neither not. But they was going to Miami. I was like, hell no. I need to change your jersey ASAP. OB. The GOAT. Thanks. Using PCO in the G League is crazy.

Fuck y'all.

Hey, I was looking, we'll see this tomorrow, but the Wizards is playing the Spurs. You can get a ticket in the building for $4. What? They said, how can you get the build-up for less than a bottle of water at the arena? Is that at the Wizard Stadium?

I was working in Washington. Bro, you can go for $4? Four bands, bro. Something like that. That must be a special night, bro. Bro, it's not, bro. We give it back, bro. It's some type

of donation. Y'all just suck. Man, getting a ticket at a basketball game for $4, bro, is crazy. Yeah. $10 to get in Pike. Bro,

it costs more for the

ticket master fees, bro, than it is actual tickets. $4? Bro, that got to be fake, bro. Somebody must have been just selling that. It's a crazy seat, but it's just like, come on, y'all. Somebody must have been selling that, bro. If you,

listen, I want to speak to y'all, too. Stop taking y'all kids to the nosebleeds. Y'all are fucking losers as parents, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Everybody can't

afford it. Okay. So he got a chain and shit. All right, ladies be here. So they never gave you money.

I'm not going to say nothing, but shout out to my little nephew. He ain't blood, but it's my nephew. His daddy took him to the game, and that nigga could have smacked Mel Daniels jersey with his fucking head. And my nigga was mad at nephew because my nephew said we could have just stayed at home. Oh

God.

Because I can't see.

Don't take me if they look like ants,

bro. Yes, bro. Am I doing nephew glasses big in the bigs? Be like that. You got me at the top of Casico, bro. At the

top of Baker's life, bro. What's worse, taking your kid here or going on a date there? Bro, they look like ants, bro. Take your kids to a game. Yeah, I got tickets to the game. You in the nosebleed. It's crazy. I don't believe in that, bro. If they look like an ant, bro, I don't believe. Yes,

bro. $3 is crazy bro. Stop taking them kids to them games bro. You can buy

a game at the Washington Wizards game for $3. Y'all niggas suck. Yeah that's horrible bro. That's not even to be. J-Pool man I see you be in the comments sometimes bro. Do it. Yeah shout out to the Aerie. Line it up bro. We told you to pull up to the show. We gotta have some conversation bro. We these $3 tickets. We need that episode. They feel like it's comfortable to slide three bands to see y'all.

A Jordan Poole episode with us would be lit. I told him to pull up. They played the Pacers a couple weeks.

We need that episode. I don't know if he's going to pull up. Well, they don't have pressure in the season, so he got time to kick it. Because they out here playing for $4. Allegations, for sure. He ain't going to pull up, man.

Talk about that fuck nigga Kuz, my nigga. Damn, my God. You don't like Kuz? I'm just fucking with him. I fuck with Kuz. I

don't even know Kuz. Let me stop lying. I don't know. I don't even know. Kuz is good, man. But I fuck with get out of here, which one franchise that you probably talk about, which one franchise that you got to go play and you be like, hell no. My mom was Minnesota and I went. Damn, for real. I did not want to go to Minnesota. No shade to Minnesota because y'all lit now. But when I was in the league, Minnesota was a place to go die.

Did you know? But nah, bro. Did you know that whip was coming with you, though? Y'all team? I

went and died. My guerrilla was over. I went to Minnesota. I don't think so. I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna do that to me, bro. I'll be honest, bro. Everybody's like, don't go to Minnesota. That's where you go to die.

I'm like, nah. Y'all had a great team, though, when you first got there. Yeah, and it died in one year. It did, but I'm like, I don't think you went in there thinking like, oh, this is the end. I literally went for the money. Yeah, they cashed you out. I did not go for, I wanted to be there. I cried. How fast did

you sign that deal? Listen, I didn't. I actually got less money because I didn't sign it fast enough. I refused, nigga. I did not want to go to Minnesota because everybody said that was where you went to die. This is where the only person that made it out of here is KG. Time out. Let's walk through this story. Obviously, you're leaving the Pacers. How do you get to Minnesota then? I wanted to stay with the Pacers, right? The Pacers was on a flight. Pritchard, he was on a flight. Whatever. And he was like, all right, we're going to call you when we land. Tibbs called me early that morning before free agency really got going. He called me and was like, yo, we're going to offer you three years, 63 or something like that. And I was like, oh, all right. I ain't going there. So Utah called me too. Utah was going to trade somebody or something. Was like, yo, you can go to Utah. My options was Sacramento, Utah or Timberwolves or the Pacers. I'm like, it's some badass options. Man, this is tough options right here. So I'm like, I'm going to fuck with Indiana. So my agent was like, Indiana, man, they're going to lowball you. These dudes are talking $21, $22 million a year. Indiana talking like $16, $17. I'm like, well, I'm at home. I'll be fine. I don't need much. $17 million at home? Great. Agent Cogbeck was like, Minnesota just took the offer down to something else. And Sacramento was talking to you and George Hill. And he was like, George Hill about to get some type of deal where he's not going to get all of it guaranteed. And he ended

up going there.

Yeah, like Sacramento going to give him some deal that ain't all guaranteed. So we're going to just eliminate Sacramento. I was like, cool. He was like, it's Indiana, Utah, and the Pacers. He's like, you want to wait for Indiana? I was like, yeah. And so Tibbs called back again and was like, well, we're at three years, 57. My agent was like, all right, we're going to sign. So he called me back. We signed with Timberwolves. I was like, man, the fuck I didn't? He was like, yeah, I told him you said yeah. I was like, no, I'm in Orlando. I'm like, no, I ain't going. He was like, I've never met somebody. He started yelling, that's pissed about $57 million. I'm like, I'm pissed. I take 42 from Indiana. He like, nah, man, I'm not letting you make that mistake. He was like, Jimmy Butler, Cat, Jamal Crawford's going to be there. And I'm like, fuck, man. Minnesota. I'm just like, I don't want to be there. And he was like, well, you're going to be there. Fuck that. We'll get you traded. Damn,

I didn't know that. I thought you signed that bid. So you fucked up some chicken. Yeah,

I could have signed way earlier. Like, four or five hours earlier, got more money. But that's crazy. That was a four or five hour difference. That's a

wild ass story, nigga. I sure thought you was like Three feet I know

how you move Like Nah I wanted to stay at home bro I wasn't feeling Minnesota Damn And obviously Minnesota probably wasn't feeling me But shit I wasn't feeling them I wasn't feeling that You know what I mean At that time Minnesota was just not a good team And then I was comfortable with Nate and all them. And I just was like, man, I just want to stay home. I was cool. I would have took $45 million, whatever it was, to be at the crib. I already had a house and everything. You did. That's crazy. I wonder. I never knew that. They don't do too much. But did they even reach back out to you? Did Pritchard reach out to you? Yeah, they called me when I had already signed. I mean, I already had committed. I ain't even signed yet. And they was like, oh, it's okay. We weren't going to give you that much. You know what I mean? Like, you know, they didn't give a fuck. We're going to be sad. They kept saying that we're going to be sad. We're going to be sad. It don't matter. If you wanted to stay at home, that was cool. But you got paid. Is

that when Oladipo came into effect?

Yeah, that was a year that we traded PG for us. It's a bonus in Oladipo. Damn. That's a

wild story.

The first game we played him back here in Indiana, he comes up to me, KP. It's like, damn. I would have known we were going to be like this, man. I would have paid you. I was like, man, what the fuck? Like, don't do that. Damn, KP. He was like, man, we playing fast. You know, he's like, just how you play. We play fast. Yeah. We're getting after it and shit. I'm like, I knew that. You know, I'm like, bro.

Oladipo revived this bitch. I ain't going to lie.

I'm not going to hold you. Nobody expected us to trade PG for pieces that was going to be immediately, like, great. And both of them worked out immediately. And I should have been here with them. That's crazy.