The Philistines Choice of Bread

I like French bread because it's one of the few breads that you can eat without anything on it. I complain about that at restaurants not to anyone just sort of quietly under my breath but secretly I think I like it because it means I just have more butter. You know young whippersnappers like Bill Bailey. Then you're not young but someone who suits his kind of his interests in life which is not some ranty old fat feminist going I hate men kill them all weirdly. Although that's great giving me a brilliant idea for a computer game you could design. The opposite. Going kill some men's rights activists. Well I will yes I'd be very happy to invent