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Matt Walsh Reacts to VIRAL Videos

The Matt Walsh Show

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Humorous Pronoun Creation, Viral Video, and Serious Issues

The chapter starts with a humorous tale of inventing a new pronoun, followed by light-hearted commentary on a viral video of a car driving in circles. It then touches on topics like the unity of states, the importance of time, obesity, and ends with a playful jab at a political figure and an ad for NFM offering essential products at low prices.

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Three were given to the... Slender, Androgynous, and Querist of all beings. Seven to the power -bottoms. Great reverse miners and plenaries of the Chocolate Halls. And nine. Nine Prownows were gifted to women with Septon piercings, who above all else, desire power. For within these Prownows was bound to the strengthened will to govern each space. But they were all of them deceived, for another pronoun was made. In the land of Tweeter, in the fires of Mount Bion, the dark lord they them forced in secret a master pronoun, and into this pronoun they them or What does it say
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Frodo?
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I don't understand it. I don't understand Gandalf. That's
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because it's stupid. I Mean it's I'm conflicted because it's so it's so Incredibly nerdy, but at the same time it also ruthlessly mocks The they thens so I'm I feel conflicted in my, but overall, I give it, yeah. Good. Thumbs up, one and a half thumbs up. ["The
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Star -Spangled Banner"] That's
Speaker 1
uh, yeah the car was that's unfortunate when that happens it's It was going it went around in a circle. Did you see that? You see what just happened? We just watched that it went in a circle. It ran into the other
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States of America because we are united. And we are states. The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
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Whatever we have in store cannot be known. The past was once the future. The future is, I should say, unknown. We gotta take
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this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to have to take it seriously.
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Obesity is a serious disease and it needs to be taken seriously.
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Certain issues are just settled.
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Clearly we're not. No,
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that's right. And that's why I do believe that we are living, sadly, in real unsettled times. Yes,
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Kamail Harris is stupid. She is. Are we done? Okay, good. Whether
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