I'm Coming All Over Your Big Boops

He unsheathed his rodney from her femininity, and it looked two feet long and angry as fuck. She was completely glazed and just lay there like if a nude woman was a doughnut that was covered in glaze. There was so much slime on the wall that it looked like an alien insect hive from a siphi movie. As she snored, or as he snored, she stared lovingly at this man she had just met five minutes ago. But she thought about a rumor she heard: I heard that this guy has a secret genetic cave under his cabin.