#277 - Glastonbury Gripes, Fiscal Vasectomies and Perfect Ploughmi
Elis James and John Robins
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The Petty Parliament
Ellis and Dave debate the laws that you want passed into UK legislature. Charlotte: Why do we live in a world where manufacturers of microwave meals still haven't developed technology that allows you to peel off plastic film covers without tearing them into a million bases? It turns every meal into a battle and you inevitably burn your fingertips. Punishment is required. Going forward, any manufacturers found guilty of this will only be able to open Christmas or birthday presents by tearing the wrapping paper into tiny strips. Or alternatively, drawing out the excitement because you get bits of your present revealed. And I also think that's a great proportionate punishment.
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