Is There a Dog President?

We're not in a great place, you know. Guess who's in bed with Iran, Syria, a psychopath. So don't go after Iran unless you want some ally heat from like Syria and Russia. I mean, it's certainly having a lunatic in charge is not the right thing because who knows what the fuck Trump's going to do. But maybe presidents are a bad idea. Should we have like a parliament like so clausically European? Yeah, that'll work. Or we just make a dog president. That'd be funny. No more. Couldn't be worse.