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The Forklift and the Incinerator
Funeral homes should still advertise that they're like, we respect... Really respect. We'll heave the carcass of your loved ones into the incinerator with love and care. And if you would prefer us to do it by hand, we will be able to put it in bit by bit wearing our long white gloves for respect. Chop them up with a hacksaw, chainsaw or both. Then we'll set fire to my horse. Respectfully.