What “Excuse Me” Really Means, the Hefeweizen Principle, and the Bar Order Apotheosis
The Dave Chang Show
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How to Say Excuse Me When You're Running
I don't understand why people on these kinds of moving walkways, walkways. Stand on the left side. The right is for standing. This is why we can't have nice things in America. What do you say when you run? Excuse me. I need to go. And they look at me with utter contempt and disgust. They really are like, go fuck yourself. Really, if you could have just, we should just drop saying, excuse me, and say, hey, shit bag. Hey, asshole. Let me think here"
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